



$14 per person; the No B!tch!n Price
This is how it Happened

A couple of dudes, total strangers, met for lunch.
Frustrated with the sorry state of catering, they agreed: something had to be done.
Way too many people were searching for a taco bar that no one could b!tch about.
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Simple. Refined. Tasty. Great value.
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They believed tacos should be accessible to all.
Way too many caterers were charging wild prices for a basic taco bar.
But they quit b!tch!n and did something about it.
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"Everyone loves tacos!" they exclaimed.
And just like that, the No B!tch!n Taco Bar was born.
Because honestly, it's hard to b!tch with a taco in your mouth.
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One stranger happened to be great at marketing.
The other? Great at making tacos that could shut people up.






How does it work?
Simple.
Press the No B!tch!n button (or any other icon you see) and fill out the form to place your order.​​
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We need an 8-foot table to set up on.
Every No B!tch!n Taco Bar has a flat fee of $125
includes delivery, cutlery, and disposable chafing dishes.
After that, it’s just $14 per person.
No hidden fees. No surprises.
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We show up, set it up, and get out of your way.

What Do I Get?


Plates
Napkins
Cutlery
Serving Chafers
Serving Utensils

Grilled Chicken
Ground Beef

Tortillas
Rice
Lettuce
Cheese
Sour Cream
Salsa
Jalapeños
The Answer is "no"
Can I customize the menu?
Can we taste before we order?
Can your team plate the meal?
Can I get any discount at all?
Can I order day-of?
Can I pay after the event?
Can you make it vegan?
Can I hire you without booking the full taco bar?


Can I swap rice for more meat?
Can you stay and serve?
Can I just get meat and skip the sides?
Can you make dessert?
Can we swap something out we don't like?
Can you deliver outside of your service area?

